Eleanor & Alasdair Read That
Two red-headed comedians revisit classic kids’ books. Will our childhood treasures stand the test of time? Or will we be forced to make fun of them on a podcast?
Two red-headed comedians revisit classic kids’ books. Will our childhood treasures stand the test of time? Or will we be forced to make fun of them on a podcast?
Episodes

7 days ago
We Read The Boxcar Children
7 days ago
7 days ago
38 min
No aspiring orphan should be without a copy of Gertrude Chandler Warner's 1924 classic, The Boxcar Children. Her bafflingly successful mystery adventures were a huge part of ABK's childhood. But what will Eleanor make of these candy-sweet tramps and their highly-idealised life on the run?
Content Warning: Like edgy comedian Ricky Gervais, we do not censor this whimsical kid-lit podcast. Please don't play it to your children unless you're a cool parent who lets them swear and stuff.
7 days ago
38 min

Jul 19, 2026
We Read Comet in Moominland
Jul 19, 2026
Jul 19, 2026
39 min
They're soft, they're white, they're somewhere between cute and creepy — it's Eleanor and Alasdair. And for this episode, we read Tove Jansson's 1946 adventure Comet In Moominland (Kometjakten) translated by Elizabeth Portch.
We ask, what does it feel like to touch a Moomintroll? How do you pronounce Tove? And is there any better response to environmental catastrophe than baking a cake?
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Jul 19, 2026
39 min

Jun 19, 2026
We Read Winnie the Pooh
Jun 19, 2026
Jun 19, 2026
39 min
Here are Eleanor and Alasdair, coming down the stairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head. That's right, Eleanor has murdered Alasdair. But not before recording this month's episode all about A. A. Milne's 1926 classic Winnie the Pooh.
Will Eleanor be able to contain her disdain for the 1966 Disney movie? Will Alasdair's Alan Bennett impression comes out more like Les Dennis doing Mavis from Coronation Street? And are ANY Winnie the Pooh quotes genuine?
In the words of A. A. Milne, "I pity the fool who gets on a plane."
Jun 19, 2026
39 min

May 19, 2026
We Read Charlotte's Web
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
34 min
Just like women be shopping, E. B. White. And White's 1952 novel Charlotte's Web is a blackly comical tear-jerker about a spider coming to the aid of a pig who doesn't want to be eaten. Are Eleanor and Alasdair fans of spiders? Or are we absolutely terrified of them?
Well, what do you think? Based on everything you know about us, do you think we like spiders?
May 19, 2026
34 min

Apr 19, 2026
We Read Johnny and the Bomb
Apr 19, 2026
Apr 19, 2026
43 min
Eleanor and Alasdair step into the trousers of time, with Terry Pratchett's 1996 novel Johnny and the Bomb. Five inept British teens find themselves in World War Two with bags of time on their hands.
Was Johnny and the Bomb "The Bomb"? Or will it bomb in our estimation? And who were the real baddies in WW2?
(It was the Nazis.)
Apr 19, 2026
43 min

Mar 19, 2026
Mar 19, 2026
30 min
1957–1968 was a golden age of big cats breaking into kids' houses and smashing up the joint. For this episode, Eleanor & Alasdair read Dr Seuss's The Cat in the Hat and Judith Kerr's The Tiger Who Came to Tea. We aim to decide, scientifically, which of the two books is best (with absolutely no favouritism shown towards the one we obviously like more).
Will we like the American one?
Perhaps we'll find it much more fun?
Of course, there's not much chance of that.
'Cos Eleanor hates that creepy cat.
Mar 19, 2026
30 min

Feb 19, 2026
We Read The Wind in the Willows
Feb 19, 2026
Feb 19, 2026
37 min
Eleanor and Alasdair are fighting! Eleanor is in love with Kenneth Grahame's The Wind in the Willows, but for Alasdair... it's complicated. The 1908 classic is a tale of motorcars, misadventure and yearning glances on the riverbank. But is it really a kid's book? Or is it a boring work of art?
Poop! Poop!
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Feb 19, 2026
37 min

Jan 19, 2026
We Read The Borrowers
Jan 19, 2026
Jan 19, 2026
34 min
She's small. She's ginger. She's very hard to get out of your house. No, not Eleanor Morton. We're talking about Arietty Clock, the tiny teenage protagonist of Mary Norton's 1952 novel The Borrowers. The Borrowers are a diminutive people who love stealing almost as much as they love the British class system.
But has this tale of curtain-climbing social climbers aged well? Find out in Series 2 of Eleanor & Alasdair Read That.
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Jan 19, 2026
34 min

Eleanor & Alasdair
Often mistaken for a precocious niece and wizened uncle, Eleanor Morton and Alasdair Beckett-King are two unrelated comedians with similar hair.
Both are eager to pass judgement on the most popular children's writers of the last two centuries. What are they going to do about it, come back to life?
Eleanor is the author of Life Lessons From Historical Women (Hatchette), and ABK writes the Montgomery Bonbon Mysteries (Walker Books / Candlewick).







